Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This girl is more easily done than said...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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