That's intense
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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