Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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