Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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