I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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