he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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