but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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