super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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