But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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