Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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