She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
