Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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