I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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