also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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