I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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