I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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