I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
If that was your dad, he is hot
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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