this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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