I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
