dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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