I seem to have left my pride at pride
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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