Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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