I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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