You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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