After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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