Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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