She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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