Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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