she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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