Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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