i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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