You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
