I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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