it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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