That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
3pm strippers are depressing
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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