oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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