Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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