Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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