When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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