Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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