oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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