I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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