I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm always down for nudity.
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