oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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