i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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