I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
