I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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