Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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