even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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