The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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