dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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