I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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