I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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