So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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