Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
