I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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