Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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